The draft this year took place in unprecedented manner, as we all well know. We had to watch Roger Goodell in his basement trying to be friends with some preselected fans over video chat. Great, thanks. Who won, who lost? Yes. Who won? The Patriots. Why, you say? Because...because....they always win. No pro bowlers drafted in six years you say? Forget it. They're doing that on purpose so they don't have to pay extra bonuses, smart!
Who else is smart? Well, most of the guys running the show in NFL front offices are smart, I guess. But not all the guys from the Belichick learning "tree" turn out great (See: O'Brien, Bill). But Brian Flores in Miami is secretly working on the mystical "Foxborough 2.0" that so many other franchises have sought without success. Dude not only made work of the draft and the free agency compensatory pick system with more expertise than any of the other Belichick disciples within year one of hooking up with the new franch but he nabbed Matt Breida in an under-the-radar steal that would make ole' Bill tear up a lil' bit. The dolphs have always given the Pats fits as any casual fan might possibly know, but watch out! The dolphs are a force. (As soon as they demote Fitzpatrick to the bench).
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So, everything is shut down now. This year we expected big things from Box House Productions. Everyone did. But a lot of businesses and fake businesses are struggling right now. Thankfully, when times were better we were able to spring for the several year plan from Weebly for site hosting. But our record keeping department hasn't told us when that will actually expire, so we're hoping at least a few more years. Considering the fact that we didn't even ask the record keeping department and that such a thing does not exist here at BHP, very little of any of that is surprising. What should surprise you is that BHP is still hard at work trying to bring you some jokes. Or what we believe to be jokes. Stay safe, people and keeping laughin'.
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