For this guy, apparently, the time to take off your shirt is pretty much whenever you feel like it. Funny thing is, its usually easy to hate a cool guy trying to be cool by making a spectacle of himself, but I actually like this guy. At least I like the version of him my imagination creates to go along with this photograph. I believe this picture was taken by myself at the Tavern in the Square in Allston (TITS). That is about all I can remember about it.
First off, let's analyze his torso area. Dudes, in pretty good shape, so did he plan to take off his shirt at some point like some devious mastermind? Possible, but that would be one evil bastard, more likely hell bent on world domination to do something like that. So for now, let's cross that off the list. Next, let's take a look at the leg area. I believe those may be jean shorts (JORTS). Not 100% sure but let's go with that. I think combined with the fact that he's got a beard and seemingly a recent haircut, that this is just one of those fun-loving, ironic guys. I mean, we're in Allston, right? Lot of silly fucks down there. And he's got what appear to be some old school white tennis shoes. I bet they're KEDS, no one ever has those anymore. So cool. Finally, I want to address what makes everything else stated before totally irrelevant. Check out his arms and face! He is smiling a huge smile and gyrating them shits to let everybody know he is not only the joke, but IN on the joke! What a guy! You think I'm kidding but Im actually dead ass serious. Next round is on me, guy! If I every see you and somehow magically recognize that you are also this guy! So, yea, when is it ok to take off your shirt. Well, I guess we're still learning. But this is one instance in which it is A-OK! Thank you!
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When sports goes away we need to find something to do. I still watch TV. I pretty much do all the things I usually do, which is not much! But I actually was thinking recently that maybe I don't need to watch every single minute of every Celtics game? Maybe I could just watch the highlights and that will be fun. Maybe I could just watch the extended highlights on this guy's sweet channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsvPqANw09HyK7jsXUC3kuA. Actually, it's a good place to get a taste of some Celtics Green while the season is on hiatus.
The latest news is that the owners are hopeful about coming back, but it may not be until winter, pretty much. So, what do you do? Just watch silly youtube videos about people doing make believe sports at their house? Bo-ring. Watch all the decent movies on Netflix? Already done. I will tell you what you do. You work on your game. You practice your ups. You lower your bball hoop until you can dunk on it, and then raise it incrementally so you think there may be a time at which you can actually dunk on a real hoop. You don't watch the old games they put on TV that you don't remember because you were too drunk. You don't start watching golf and other trash sports. You do. Just do it. Like this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5kgR5dcEHQ. If you don't have a hoop, you go on craigslist and pick one up. No pickup truck? Get one with wheels and wheel it back to your place. Nothing can stop you. Except the cops. Here's a picture of me, a cool, college guy circa 2007. Wow, it's already been more than ten years! Really?! No! Ahh, wait, yep, yep I guess it has! Sucks. But the best thing I can do now that Im getting up there in age is to try and share my wisdom with the next gen (generation, if you shorten words and use em all the time like you know people are already gonna know what you're talking about, you're already pretty coo).
So yea, for all you incoming college students (if there ever is college anymore) here's a few bits of advice for 2020 non pandemic times: 1. Get a few small bottles of semi fancy liquor and keep 'em in your bedroom. You never know when an impromptu dance party or chilling might devolve into a "have a few drinks and be impressed with the guy who has the supply". You can see here that we also had a nice little barrel shaped liquor cabinet too. Thing is legendary but that's a story for another time. 2. Always have a facial expression like you're totally unimpressed. Pretty self explanatory, but if you're doing this, people might think you normally do incredible and wild things all the time so nothing fazes you anymore. 3. Stuff on the Walls: Scarface poster is a must. Then tone it down with some more obscure posters, preferably referencing stuff from back in the day so people can be impressed that you were alive in the 80s (well, 90s I guess for you guys). 4. Piss in the shower. Just do it. Who cares! 5. Definitely go to some of the classes. Technically, that's what you're paying for. Good luck to all, and may you all make Dean's list for one semester before falling back into academic probation! And go Minutemen! There's not much action on the streets in "these times" we are in. But that has to mean there is a lot happening (off the streets? Off-grid? Behind the scenes? [there are many cool ways to say whats good in the back of the shack, so to speak]). There's always something happening. Animals obviously don't give the first shit about any pandemic, they don't even know about it! Maybe dolphins do. So yea, but yea fuckin, you guys are out there doing your cool little projects out there and so are we here at BHP! Wed' love to see what y'all are working on so drop us a line! And buy a shirt! Got shirts for sale, bro!
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